01. Website chatbots
We turn down roughly two of these a month. They're popular because they're visible, and because a CEO can point at one in a board meeting. They almost never produce measurable business outcomes. If you want a chatbot, buy Intercom, not an estimated $80K agency build.
02. "AI strategy" engagements
Three-month paid explorations of "where AI could fit in your business." No build. We decline these. Either we can see the two line items in the first call, or you don't need us. There is no strategy engagement worth your money that doesn't end in a system being shipped.
03. Proofs-of-concept that don't ship
We will build a working prototype to prove a concept before you pay for the full build, but we do not take money for a proof-of-concept with no plan to ship it. If a demo cannot become a real system, it stays a free demo rather than a paid engagement.
A POC built with no intention to ship is a demo. Demos are cheap and we don't charge for them, they're the guarantee.
04. AI that replaces an entire department
We'll rewire a department. We won't replace one. Businesses don't absorb change at that rate, and the systems that tried to do this in 2023 are cautionary tales. Start with the worst-fit role, systematize it, redeploy headcount into higher-value work. Six months later, do the next.
05. Generic LLM wrappers
A generic internal chatbot built on an LLM (a large language model, the technology behind tools like ChatGPT) rarely changes how a team actually works, because it answers from general knowledge rather than from your own documents. What produces real leverage is a retrieval-grounded assistant trained on your specific files and records, which is a RAG build, and it is what we commission instead.
"Our version of ChatGPT, for our company." These rarely produce real leverage. What does: retrieval-grounded assistants that know your specific documents. That's a RAG (retrieval-augmented generation, an AI that answers from your own documents) build, not a wrapper. We do those.